To be fair, there are slightly more people of color in this carefully choreographed Dbacks' come on than you'd find in respected American institutions, like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir or First Continental Congress.
But if this reflects organizational makeup, or worse, the way they choose to present themselves to a pluralistic twenty-first century American city, it's little wonder the Diamondbacks dont attract a healthy melting pot of fans, or that Justin Upton and Chris Young look so uncomfortable much of the time.
The FO's constantly chirping about capturing young people. Who? The Young and the Restless from Paradise Valley? From the looks of this glittery caucasian homage, it appears they've already captured all forty of them.